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Saturday, April 25, 2009

Just...too far

I have found that when it comes to current political matters, I am totally agnostic. In New York I'm conservative, in Virginia I'm liberal, and in Texas...I'm probably just a "damn yankee." I don't care if you are an Elephant, a Donkey or what...if you are an asshole, You're are an asshole! The mindless blatherings of Rush Limbaugh are disturbing, and even more so, his army of mid-western bible-preachin', dial-up internet, county-fair-dwelling drones are a clear exhibit of the world's hatred for America.

Usually this "prophet of stupidity" just rambles on about conspiracies and racism, but this little gem actually made me sick and angry simultaneously (kinda like being force-fed a stick of butter while watching Kevin Federline bang your girlfriend.) So here it is, not only has he compared the Somali Pirates killed in the recent hostage situation to the "Beltway Pirates" for "stealling Trillions from hardworking Americans," but he also commented on Obama's apparent regret for ordering the death of the Pirates, or as Rush pointed out, "Black Muslim Teenagers." It is ABSOLUTELY EFFING RIDICULOUS that one could think that race and religeon have anything to do with the Commander in Cheif's decision to resolve national threats. If there was any issue at all, it was international law. I doubt Al Sharpton has any intention to drag his helecopter crew and [inflatable?] podium to the Somali coast to protect the human rights of PIRATES! You mess with America, you die or get humiliated on YouTube. Just...just don't do it...

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