It seems that Survival++ was not enough. I can't say that we didn't try, but preparedness for Z-Day is at an all-time low. "It's never gunna happen!" Actual quote from my closest loved one. The truth is that Z-Day is only getting closer and YOU ARE NOT READY!!!! STOP! Don't think...Just answer these three questions as quickly as possible:
1) How many cubic meters are in your car?
2) How many miles can you travel on the gas in your vehicle right now?
3) Where is your meet-up spot?
51.8 cubic feet, enough to hold me, my wife, my dog, 20lbs of salt, food for a week, golf clubs, crowbar and chainsaw.
243 miles, enough to get me out of the Washington Metro Area
Boyertown PA, 1000' Elevation, far from major cities and within a mile of a post office
If you can't answer all of these you have two choices...
Stay tuned for more Z-Day 2010...
or do us survivors a favor and, on Z-Day, kill yourself. One less undead bastard for us to worry about.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
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Neither Rain, Nor Sleet, Nor gloom of zombie infested night! Glad to know the postal service will still operate past Z-Day.
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