I just wanted to send out a quick letter to our fans. WELCOME BACK!!!! According to Google Analytics, our traffic is up 130% since we came back from our, admittedly lame, hiatus. In order to avoid the same dreadful situation, we are going to make Wednesday our official update day. No more cursing the skies for inconsistent Booshery. No more wondering when, or IF, your next Boosh will come. The answer...WEDNESDAY!!!!
Don't worry, this "Once a Week" nonsense is only temporary...The goal is THRICE a week! So, KEEP READING, COMMENT, CONTACT US AND...
SPREAD THE WORD!!!
Until next Wednesday, enjoy this Vintage Boosh
Friday, August 21, 2009
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
New Segment: Z-Day 2010
It seems that Survival++ was not enough. I can't say that we didn't try, but preparedness for Z-Day is at an all-time low. "It's never gunna happen!" Actual quote from my closest loved one. The truth is that Z-Day is only getting closer and YOU ARE NOT READY!!!! STOP! Don't think...Just answer these three questions as quickly as possible:
1) How many cubic meters are in your car?
2) How many miles can you travel on the gas in your vehicle right now?
3) Where is your meet-up spot?
51.8 cubic feet, enough to hold me, my wife, my dog, 20lbs of salt, food for a week, golf clubs, crowbar and chainsaw.
243 miles, enough to get me out of the Washington Metro Area
Boyertown PA, 1000' Elevation, far from major cities and within a mile of a post office
If you can't answer all of these you have two choices...
Stay tuned for more Z-Day 2010...
or do us survivors a favor and, on Z-Day, kill yourself. One less undead bastard for us to worry about.
1) How many cubic meters are in your car?
2) How many miles can you travel on the gas in your vehicle right now?
3) Where is your meet-up spot?
51.8 cubic feet, enough to hold me, my wife, my dog, 20lbs of salt, food for a week, golf clubs, crowbar and chainsaw.
243 miles, enough to get me out of the Washington Metro Area
Boyertown PA, 1000' Elevation, far from major cities and within a mile of a post office
If you can't answer all of these you have two choices...
Stay tuned for more Z-Day 2010...
or do us survivors a favor and, on Z-Day, kill yourself. One less undead bastard for us to worry about.
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