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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Z-Day 2010: Supplies


The biggest mistake people have about Z-Day is that their time will be easily manageable. Most would plan to swing by the grocery store for some hearty looting of canned goods before waiting it out in the mountains for a few days. If this is your plan, you're off to a good start...meaning you recognize the need to get far away from zombies and that humans need to eat. If this is your half-baked plan, you'll be dead by the end of the week! Weapons aside, here are the most important items for you have.

Salt, Salt, SALT:
I cannot stress enough how important salt is. Sure, canned foods are not a bad thing, but come day 9, when they run out, and you have to start hunting...you will want the world's oldest natural preservative on hand. I'm also not talking about a shaker...pounds of salt!!!

Beef Jerkey and Dried Fruits:
This one speaks for itself. Already preserved, jerkey is a great source of protein, resealable bags.

Vitamins:
Without Vitamin C: Your teeth fall out
Without Vitamin D: Your bones become brittle
Without Vitamin A: You can't see at night (REALLY bad against zombies)
I can go on, but the bottom line is: Survival requires good health. Grab a few months' worth.

Now that we have the important food items, it's off to the Home Depot. Grab these items, and these items only!

-Duct Tape
-Hatchet
-Hand Saw
-Rope
-Camping Shovel
-Plastic Garbage Bags
-4'-5' 2x4
-Vegetable Seeds

Don't ask questions...this is about trust!!! Next time, we'll tell you how these items will save your life!

1 comment:

  1. Well, thank you. When we went out to the Melting Pot the other night, our waiter was certainly prepared for the Zombies, too. I'm still waiting on how these items will save my life...

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