Christmas Lights: Solved

As it turns out, this time of year is the Indian holiday Diwali...AKA, Festival of the Lights. Everything makes sense now. Actually, judging by the number of Indians in my complex, I am confused as to why there are so little lights! C'mon Indians in my complex, be more festive!

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I am tempted to Diwali the fuck out of my balcony. That'll show them who's in charge around here! I'll give them 300 Watts of Diwali, right in the face!