What Grinds My Gears? Hangovers

This is gonna be short, sweet, and to the point. Because its pushing 9pm, and Im still hungover from last night.

We've put a man on the moon. Split the Atom. Broken the sound barrier. Cloned sheep. Anhilated smallpox. Are in the process of transferring all TVs to a digital signal. And have perfected the art of the microwavable burrito. And still, I have to endure the sensation of a gnome pounding the inside of my skull with a hammer and roadkill in my stomach after ive spent the night before drinking. One would think that since we humans have been partaking in alcohol since the dawn of recorded history, and every single culture on the planet fancies itself the home of legendary drinkers, that by now we would have concocted a way to cure/prevent the inevatable legacy of the morning after hangover. Stop dropping the ball scientists. Someone needs to get their priorities in order quick, fast, and in a hurry.