Boosh Hall of Fame: These Effin' Guys

I'm sorry world, but I live in a fantasy land. Remember the pirates back in April? If not, refresh your memory! Anyways, the world made a big whiny deal about "real pirates" and how people shouldn't romanticize criminals. It was crap then and it's crap now! Pirates are fun-loving, drunken scalliwags of the sea and HEISTS ARE FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!

Today, a crime gang in Sweden pulled off the most awesome heist of the past 5 years (maybe longer). The criminal masterminds, estimated to be about 10 people, stole a helicopter and flew over a G4S building in Stockholm. The team then proceeded to repel through the roof, deploy tactical explosives and rob a not-yet-disclosed amount of cash from the facility. Where were police during this event? GROUNDED! The thieves placed live explosives at the police airfield as a successful countermeasure.

I say a masterpiece is a masterpiece, whether it's an engineering marvel, or a flawless heist, The Boosh International says "Thanks for making this Wednesday a lot more entertaining than Tuesday!" Now, I'm going to watch The Italian Job!