The Boosh Hall of Fame: Zinedine Zidane

This dirty Frog's flagrant disregard for the rules of civilized sportsmanship as well as a fellow human being's physical well being more than make up for the fact that he's French, and that his first name is Zinedine. This is the type of ruthless aggression that would have made the likes of Napoleon Bonaparte, Jacques Chirac and Javier from 'Les Miserables' proud. If the French had had 100 of this guy in WW Deuce, the Krauts would have never gotten one tank tread past the Maginot Line.

Zinedine Zidane, our collective caps are doffed to you mon amis, but if I ever see you on the street, Im running the other way and tripping an old lady to distract you.

Les Boosh.