Joe The Plumber Hits Bookshelves

Joe Wurzelbacher has just released his new book “Fighting for the American Dream” in which he gives his expert opinions on Gaza, the power vacuum in the former Soviet Bloc, and how to unclog your garbage disposal with a spatula. Without question this unlicensed plummer has his finger to the pulse of Global Affairs. Pajamas Media War Correspondent, author, and beloved unemployed laborer Joe "The Plumber" Wurzelbacher has published a book co-authored by Thomas Tabback. Joes expertise on global affairs stem from his tenure with Newell Plumbing and Heating Co. of Toledo. It was there he realized that America was in need of a man's man to deal with the growing problems in Washington. When asked what he thought of members of Congress who did not subscribe to cross-aisle bipartisanship he resounded, " I would probably go to jail for slapping some members of Congress". Finally a voice of reason. We look forward to more of the Plumber in the troubled future of this country. Timothy Geithner put it best when he stated, "I'm more confident Joe the Plumber will be the next President". We could only be so lucky Tim.