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We live in a world where fashion and functionality are one in the same. I am talking, of course, about the iPhone. The iPhone is the ultimate "LOOKATMEIMNOTPOOR!" status symbol...that is if you are a superficial, insecure bitch. Now, I know our loyal followers are saying "Hey, I have an iPhone and I'm not an insecure bitch!" My friends, you are correct...I am referring to a totally different demographic from you fine people...
I overheard a conversation the other day where this girl was going on and on about her "Apps" and her "Wi-fi." Nothing new really, but I later realized, IT WAS AN IPOD EFFING TOUCH!!! It didn't even have headphones. Who carries an iPod around without headphones? I'll tell you who. Someone who can't afford to pay for the iPhone's exorbitant data plan, but still has enough dignity to blow on a device that COULD BE MISTAKEN as the elusive iPhone. In retrospect, I should have faked an asthma attack, looked her in the eye and sputtered "Quick...your phone...911!" No big deal, there are enough insecure bitches in this world, I'm guaranteed to find another.
I know exactly what you're talking about...and I own an iPhone myself, but I don't go flaunting it around. Actually when I first got it I tried my best not to take it out in front of my friends. The ignorant sons a bitches they were always thought that I was showing off...even if I was just calling my mom to let her know where I was.
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