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Think you know Python? If the first thing that came to your mind was white space, GET OUT! Pythons can grow up to 20ft in length and weigh up to 250lbs. Despite their size, they are as silent as the ticket lines for a Nickelback concert. But this is America...no Pythons here...right? You, my friend, are lucky you're not dead yet. The Burmese Python was introduced to Florida in 1990, and scientists believe they can make the whole southern half of America its feeding ground.
These limbless demons are faster than you and stronger than you, so don't try to outrun them or fight them (unless you have firepower or an area-of-effect weapon). They will only try to kill you by constriction before EATING YOU EFFING WHOLE!
Lay still and breathe slowly. The snake will think you're dead and begin to eat you from your feet. Remain STILL until the snake gets to your knees, at which point you slowly grab your knife and stab it in the head. It is extra points if you stab yourself as well, then you have a scar to assert your badassery. Finally, cut off its head as a trophy, you deserve it and you deserve to stay in the genepool!
These limbless demons are faster than you and stronger than you, so don't try to outrun them or fight them (unless you have firepower or an area-of-effect weapon). They will only try to kill you by constriction before EATING YOU EFFING WHOLE!
Lay still and breathe slowly. The snake will think you're dead and begin to eat you from your feet. Remain STILL until the snake gets to your knees, at which point you slowly grab your knife and stab it in the head. It is extra points if you stab yourself as well, then you have a scar to assert your badassery. Finally, cut off its head as a trophy, you deserve it and you deserve to stay in the genepool!
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