The Noble History of 'Boosh!'

Some of you may be asking yerselves; "What exactly is this 'Boosh' that these gents keep referring to?" You've probably been able to deduce via context that 'Boosh' is a term used in instances of extreme pwnage or awesomeness. If you haven't been able to get that far on yer own then...well...yer an idiot and i invite you to take a long dive into a shallow well, thereby decreasing the surplus population and ensuring Obama's stimulus money is more widely distibuted to those with an IQ higher than that of the common potatoe chip.

For the rest of you, gather and sit under my learning tree for a hot minute and I will enlighten you further into the mysteries of Boosh. Boosh isn't just a word. Its not just a philosophy. Its a way of life handed down from generation to generation by our noble ancestors. When the first caveman pummeled his bride to be over the head with the severed calf bone of a Tricerotops, Boosh was there. When the ancient Summerians perfected the recipe for meade, boosh was there. When King David wrote his psalms, many were ended with the exclamation 'Selah,' which roughly translates to 'Boosh.' When the Greeks defeated the Persians at Marathon, a messenger ran 26 miles to Athens, stumbled into the town square, and shouted 'Boosh!' right before his heart exploded. When Christopher Columbus sighted land, he dropped to his knees, raised his eyes to the heavens, and in a triumphant voice exclaimed 'Boosh!'

For most of modern times, 'Boosh' has largely been extinguished from the dictionary and the thought process of most civilized societies (altho it is rumored that various pygmy tribes in the Amazon basin still practice 'Boosh' in its purest form, these rumors have yet to be independently validated) due to a campaign of oppression and intolerance facilitated by the Illuminati, who fear the power of 'Boosh' will grow to surpass their own, as in days of yore.

But a small, tight nit group of rebels and dissidents have risen from the ashes of the modern world to restore the glory of 'Boosh' to its rightful place in society. We are the agents of Boosh. The revolution has begun, and the time is extremely, effing, nigh.

On a lighter note, here are some definitions of 'Boosh' as provided by urbandictionary.com, the alpha and omega of the literary slang world. The first definition is the one we most closely adhere to on this forum, altho *MOSTothers are not incompatible with the first and ere go you will not be stoned (in the Biblical sense) if you find that they jive better with yer respective views on the world.


1.
Boosh
Expression used by the X-ticles in the tv show "Frisky Dingo" to express awesomeness. Sometimes in intense cases it can even be modified to "BA-BA-BOOSH" and can be used in daily life during instances of pwnage or other extreme craziness.

"I love chinatown! BOOSH!"


2.
Boosh
interj. 1. Used to express joy, happiness, delight, or happyness. 2. Used to express repugnance or contempt. 3. Used to interrupt a conversation. 4. Used to suprise or jolt another. 5. A combination of any or all of the above at once.

"Tickle the scrotum of logic topwise! Boosh, checkmate!"


3.
Boosh
abv. for "The Mighty Boosh" BBC radio and TV sitcom. Stars Julian Barret and Noel Fielding as zookeepers Howard T.J. Moon and Vince Noir (Rock n Roll Star).

"Come with us to The Mighty Boosh. The Boosh is loose and we're a little bit raw. Boosh, Boosh, stonger than a moose, don't lock your doors or we'll come through the roof. "


4.
BOOSH
A yell of celebration by an individual or a group. Can be also used after a person has been insulted.

"You're mother is a whore! BOOSH"


5.
Boosh
Used to describe accomplishing a goal or task. Such as making a shot in beer pong, in pool, or after a successful thats what she said joke. Must be proclaimed in a loud manor.

Matt aims at the last cup in beer pong...shoots, and sinks it. Matt: "boosh"

*The following definition is ENTIRELY unacceptable and anyone found using it will be anathematized to the fullest extent by the Boosh community:


6.
Boosh
An affectionate/heartfelt nickname used for a significant other. Usually used when in a good/loving mood.

"Boosh - I miss you. When will I get to see my Boosh again?"

I speak for all of us when I say WHAT THE F!#!?!?!? No one EVER uses Boosh in that context and it makes me sick that someone would dare suggest otherwise.

Anyway - You all have a splendid evening :)