Mr. Rogers Public Enemy #1

FOX News reports that beloved neighbor Mr. Rogers is soley responsible for the decay of modern society. In a report that sent shockwaves through our generation, the sharp journalism over at FOX explained that Mr. Rogers' "You are special just the way you are" rhetoric spawned a generation of losers who felt an undeserved sense of entitlement. "My self-esteem isn't that great because of this (Rogers) evil evil man", says FOX news reporter. It is completely understandable that we blame our issues on this good-for-nothing vagabond. "Mr. Rogers message was you are special because you're you, he didnt say you have to work hard". Agreed FOX news, how could we have let this happen? An entire generation of drug-using ne'er-do-wells grown right under our noses? But the true victims here are the parents of those Mr. Rogers-era kids. The parents, who did nothing but tend to the needs and wants of their kids only to have them kidnapped by this evil-doer. "I feel betrayed", says one news anchor, "Mr. Rogers lied to me". Next week we will bring more to light on this issue, including the personification of child molestation that is Mr. McFeely, and how the Land of Make-Believe created a new generation of recreational drug usage. For more see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MOCJzhiLyk